FANS ONLY!! MATTHEW AND RYAN, DO NOT READ

[Jeff Ross]

“Shapes”…The way you phrased your interesting request is
Something that I think could bring out the best if
Limited in scope to some thoughtful audio
That still keeps in sight the entire original
Intent of the event that is Appreciation Station Day…
I’m game; there are plenty of relevant things I could say.

[DScott]

Perhaps there’s some kind of video we could make. It wouldn’t have to be really long, but there might be something simple we could do that would still be unique.

[P.U.N]

Ooo that could be good, we really need to discuss this further

[Jeff Ross]

To the Tune of Masøn’s unlisted “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” lip sync, from the perspective of yours trubely:

[Present day]

F.A.C.E.s?
(*knocks*)
Do you want to make a podcast?
Come on; Let’s go record!
I never hear you anymore,
Please don’t ignore;
I want you all on board…
We used to be best buddies,
And we still are
Despite the long hiatus…
Do you want to make a podcast?
(It doesn’t have to be a podcast…)
“Go to bed, Jeff”
Okay… but…

[Flashback to the Beginning of the Hiatus, where the F.A.C.E.s get a present from the show hosts.]

“*gasp*”
“Thanos’s glove will help… See?”
“Destroy it,”
“Don’t enjoy it,”
“Hope for a new show.”

[Back to present day]

(*knocks*)
Do you want to make a podcast?
Or film a tribute video?
I think some production is overdue,
I’ve started listening to
The shows from long ago!
(Nice pun there, Chris.)
It gets a little lonely,
Half the house is gone,
Since Thanos’s glove was used…
(*sounds of disintegration can be heard*)

[Flashback to the hiatus, where the F.A.C.E.s express their concern to the show hosts.]

“We’re scared; it’s getting longer!”
“Getting upset only makes it worse; calm down”
“No! Don’t make us! Please… We don’t want to have to hurt you.”

“See you in a few months!”
“Do you have to go?”
“You’ll be ffffine, F.A.C.E.s.”

(*Ryan goes and gets married. Matthew goes and doesn’t. Everything [EVERYTHING!] grinds to a halt.*)

[Back to present day]

(*knocks*)
F.A.C.E.S?
Please… April 1 is coming,
Ryan’s asking what we’ve planned,
He says, “I want hints”… and I’m buying time
With some fun punny lines,
Just understand:
We have God and each other
That’s all we need;
So what are we going to do?

Do you want to make a podcast?

(*The camera pans to show that knocking on the door was a bit unnecessary since part of the wall next to the door had disappeared because of the Infinity Gauntlet*)

[Jeff Ross]

Thank you to all the F.A.C.E.s who helped make the fancast, whether directly or indirectly!

[P.U.N]

Ryan and Matthew appreciation station day is a little bit over a month away, so if we want to do something we should probably discuss it soon, I know not many of us even read the forum at this point, but those of us who do, please spread the word that this needs to be discussed without letting Ryan and Matthew know (as they’re both in the Skype group now I didn’t post it there)

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