Episode 31

[Explosive Yeast]

Yeah I had do a ton of dissection in my biology this year including a fetal pig and all of the other things. Most of it I was ok with but the fetal pig was really sad.

[Dawn]

I named mine Littlefoot because my partner said the pig looked like a dinosaur XD

[Explosive Yeast]

Nice.

[Explosive Yeast]

I never had partners in my biology class because their were only two students doing it at my co-op.

[Manalive Smith]

I dissected a cows eye in second grade. I remember a lot about second grade.

[Poulet Frit]

Second grade was one of the reasons I started being homeschooled…kids did bad things man (like…the police ended up questioning all of us)

[Explosive Yeast]

Oh dear.

[Poulet Frit]

It was bad.

[Explosive Yeast]

Sounds like it. My friend stopped going to his co-op because the bathrooms always smelt like marijuana. Yup that’s Colorado.

[Poulet Frit]

…I’ve made so many weed jokes about Colorado while doing state returns for people. My mom posted one on fb. Let me find the exact wording

[Poulet Frit]

What my mom put on fb…because it’s what I said:

Kristen just said someone gave her a 4 instead of a 5 for making them feel special. Then she says “what do they want me to do bake them some brownies. It’s gonna be all Colorado up in here”. That child I swear. Smh

[Explosive Yeast]

There’s a dispensary right by my church and if you go into Denver or Boulder about one in every 4 buildings is one

[Poulet Frit]

My district manager commented and said that I was funny

[Poulet Frit]

Military people, if their home of record is Colorado and they take leave to go visit family, they get a “random” drug test as soon as they get back!

[Explosive Yeast]

And that was amazing. I was volunteering at a camp and my cabin were going to Nick name me 420.

[Manalive Smith]

The fun part is when someone comes in and starts ordering a salad slowly with a cloud of the smell hovering around them and you have to look polite while trying not to breathe. It doesn’t happen often, but it does happen.

[Poulet Frit]

420? Why?

[Explosive Yeast]

Yeah we have a reputation. Also my uncle got fired from being a teacher because he was selling weed to his students. But that wasn’t even in Colorado and it was the 80s

[Explosive Yeast]

April 20th is the day weed was legalized for us.

[Poulet Frit]

See, around here there are restaurants that sound good from the outside (online menu and such) but that we cannot go in ever because it’s just a front for drug trafficking

[Poulet Frit]

Oh ok.
Your uncle sounds a lot like my uncle…though he’s just wanted in NC.

[Poulet Frit]

Yall don’t smoke it right? Just being sure.

[Manalive Smith]

I prefer my brain the way it is.

[Poulet Frit]

Smart boy

[Manalive Smith]

*great uncle.

[Explosive Yeast]

Also even if I wanted to (which I definitely don’t) you cant get it legally untill your 21.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m glad I ain’t the only one with a messed up extended family.

[Manalive Smith]

Not in that he is great, but in that he is the same generation as our grandparents.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t know these things, yeast. I just know that I can legally drink…despite being under 21.

[Explosive Yeast]

He’s great at basketball.

[Author]

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