Episode 024

[Poulet Frit]

…crying? What?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My eyes get really itchy and start watering profusely.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh, that’s how pollen and dust and other plants make me. I look like I cried for an hour straight and it lasts for 8 months straight…I also can’t breathe out of my nose.
But if I have penicillin, my throat swells shut

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, I have an epi pen.

[Poulet Frit]

…I don’t have an epi pen. I just…take benadryl if I accidentally eat something I’m allergic to (mushrooms, certain cheeses that have mold, etc), and then I lose the little filter I have and can’t hold back the sarcasm or dementedness or meanness and I will answer anything truthfully…benadryl is evil

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Benadryl just makes me sleepy.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t get sleepy with it. Or wired. I just lose my filter and speak what I think is truth and have no care in the world for others feelings.
The first time I had benadryl, my mom told me to go to bed and I said “no, I wanna eat my gelato” and she told me to eat my gelato and I said “No! Because I don’t wanna share with HIM!! I’ll share with you and kaitlyn but not HIM! he will eat it all!!” (Him being my daddy, he was sitting right there) (a ate my gelato and glared at the neighbors while the complained. I had enough sense in me not to say something to them, but…not enough to show respect to my parents)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm.

[Poulet Frit]

Everyone thought it was funny. And my friends, when I’m on benadryl, they ask me questions that they think I would lie to them about. And then they get unexpected answers. What they typically ask is “do you like anyone” and instead of my typical “no” they would get a long…rude explanation that isn’t necessarily true, but…it’s rude

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

250

[Tingle]

TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…

[Poulet Frit]

I just reread all this.
The rioting days were fun…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

RIP rioting.

[Brooke AC]

Gonna

[Tingle]

Star get

[Jeff Ross]

From this thread, I learned a few fun facts about Summerville, SC.

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