Episode 024

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

IT DOESN’T HAVE A LIBRARY?!?!?!

[Poulet Frit]

It does, but I don’t remember it. I haven’t lived there since I was…7ish.
Also, it’s probably not GRAND. It’s a small town

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What’s the population?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(not asking that so that I can figure out where it is, I’m just curious what size it is in relation to my town/city/mysterious place in which I live)

[Poulet Frit]

Roughly 48K. It’s right by a well known SC city.
The place I’m living now has roughly 97K people, and all the surround cities around me now have 300k+

[Poulet Frit]

And I would tell you what city it is. I have no connections to it. I have a different last name than my family there. And like I said, I moved when I was 7, so literally no connection on the Internet to me and that place

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

48K is small? My town is under 20K.

[Poulet Frit]

Look, it has grown over the years. When I lived there, it was small. But it’s not like in the middle of nowhere

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True. I mean my town isn’t quite in the middle of nowhere, but I guess it would be according to some people.

[Poulet Frit]

I can drive 10 minutes and be at a 3 story mall in another city here.

In my hometown, it’s a longer drive. And there is no 3 story mall. Just a strip mall. It’s right next to the birth place of sweet tea…like…the two towns go hand in hand. If someone says they are from one they are also considered from the other. So, I’m from the birth place of sweet tea

[Poulet Frit]

Wait wait wait. Birthplace of sweet tea IS my hometown. Not the city that is next to my hometown.
I have sweet tea coursing through my veins…not blood

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I have… carrot juice coursing through my veins? Either that or milk, not sure which.

[Poulet Frit]

…carrot juice sounds gross.

So, carrot probably totally googled the birthplace of sweet tea and found my hometown

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yep.

[Poulet Frit]

Like I said, I don’t care who knows it.

It’s affectionately called “scummerville” by locals…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s entertaining.

[Poulet Frit]

I read that sarcastically.
Seriously, if you ever visit sc, stop in my hometown…or the neighboring city

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It wasn’t intended to be sarcastic…

[Poulet Frit]

Oh ok, maybe I’m just so sarcastic I think everyone is…I don’t know if I ever say anything seriously (that was sarcasm, I say serious stuff)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You never do know what’s around the bend
A big adventure or a brand new friend
When you’re serious, like Serious George

[Poulet Frit]

…you’re giving me up…you’re letting me down…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’M LETTING YOU RUN AROUND BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[Poulet Frit]

…please don’t make me run…I dont…like exercise. Let’s eat ice cream instead!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait no, I’M RUNNING AROUND BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Or carrots.

[Poulet Frit]

How about we compromise…carrot cake

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but I’m allergic to nuts…

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t like nuts in mine…so we can not have walnuts. Or whatever is in it.

[Poulet Frit]

Will you die? Like…do you have an epi (however that’s spelled) (epinephrine) pen? Or do you just like…have the possiblity of dying? With my allergies of mold, unless it’s highly concentrated, it’ll be just a possibility of dying

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, I just start crying.

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