Episode 024

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sure.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s out!! AND WE GET FRIDAY POSTS!!!!!!!! So I’m a little excited about that….just a tad…ya know

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YAHOOEY!

[Matthew]

For the record, I do have access to the Facebook page. However, I don’t currently use Facebook. I do use FB Messenger, but that’s separate.

And YAYNESS!! I can’t wait to listen to this new episode! ?

[Poulet Frit]

Woooow Matthew just put me in my place.

Mattgew, you have been throwing shade lately. First chris. And now me (jk) (maybe)

[Poulet Frit]

I can’t get over how “nice Canadian” Matthew threw shade at me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Threw shade?”

[Poulet Frit]

Yes. In my face. Of all people.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What precisely does the phrase mean?

[Poulet Frit]

It’s hard to explain. Lemme google it

[Poulet Frit]

Throwing shade is like “being a sassy turd”, my sister’s definition

[Olive]

Talking “trash” to someone.

[Olive]

It can be sarcastic though.

[Poulet Frit]

My sister when I told her about Matthew throwing shade, “he’s a sassy little maple leaf”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah.

[Poulet Frit]

Matthew, as someone who has conversations with friends made up entirely of smack talking, I’m not hurt that you threw shade at me. Just surprised that you did it before Ryan…since your Canadian and such.
That said, if I throw shade at you, don’t get your feelings hurt. And if you ever want freedom and liberty and justice for all, come to ‘merica!!! *Eagle screeches in background*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*You’re. Even if you move to America we’ll still correct your grammar Matthew… 😀

[Poulet Frit]

No, you don’t, grammar is for the north, come on down to the south, where all that matters is sweet tea, dumplin’s, and walking around with no shoes… (so that isn’t true, guns and such too, and maybe grammar to some, but we say ain’t and yall)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but he wants to come to New England.

[Poulet Frit]

No, he wants to come to the south, and chill on the beach!!

[Poulet Frit]

…I just got a new error message.

My wifi was stupid, and tried to post the message twice, and it wouldn’t let me. 🙂

[Poulet Frit]

The “south” that I live in is too north to me, he wants to go to my hometown in SC, and chill at the beach there, and eat at the best hotdog place ever

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You don’t chill on the beach in the south. You sweat on the beach. In New England, you chill/freeze on the beach!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nay, he wishes to come to the north and go galavanting ’round the countryside.

[Poulet Frit]

Having been to a beach in SC in September, I can tell you that it’s really cold. Summer is hot. I hate the beach, but ya know…my hometown is great!

[Poulet Frit]

It ain’t countryside, it’s above the mason Dixon line!!
He wants to go to SC…honestly I just want an excuse to go visit SC

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But does it have a super cool library?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mountainside. Whatever.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m disappearing.

[Poulet Frit]

Bye, carrot

And no, doesn’t have a library, just history. And one of the best Greek restaurants ever!

[Author]

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