DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

This has been a test of the Brooke alert system. Thank you.

[Dawn]

ERROR: BROOKE IS OFFLINE. TRY AGAIN LATER.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

404 BROOKE NOT FOUND

[Manalive Smith]

It was worth a shot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Very true.

[riseofthekumquat]

I couldn’t help but sing the jingle in my head

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So true.

[Birthday Broccolini]

BROOKE FOUND IT ASKFLSJDISKFJD

[Birthday Broccolini]

BROOKE WAS GONE TOO LONG. TOO LONG.

[Birthday Broccolini]

Brooke is still upset she couldn’t get a picture with the Phineas and Ferb topiaries.

[Dawn]

What? There are topiaries of Phineas and Ferb?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, there aren’t. That’s the problem.

[Birthday Broccolini]

There used to be in EPCOT, but now there aren’t, apparently. And I was not aware that they were gone. And I was extremely disappointed when I found out.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…and she means EXTREMELY. 😀

[Broccoli]

I’m still bitter. I want my topiaries. There was LITERALLY NO POINT IN TAKING THEM AWAY. DO NOT TAKE THEM AWAY.

[Broccoli]

*Mike Wazowski voice* PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME.

[Poulet Frit]

They change them out every so often. They probably still have them in their garden facility (cast members and tours only area)

[Broccoli]

Well, these probably won’t be back. Disney tends to not care about supporting their most popular shows for who-knows-why.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

SO HELP MEEEEEEEE

[Brooke AC]

DER

[Tingle]

Shooting Stars
(DOOOOO DO DOOOO…)

[Jeff Ross]

This has been a test of the “Brooke Alert System”. Thank you.

(It’s good to test the system every so often.)

[Brooke Answering Call]

YO YO YO MY DUDES HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

HI BROOKE

[Brooke AC]

HI CARROT

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

SUMMONING YOU WORKED

[Brooke AC]

IT DID

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

WHOA

[Bekah]

Amazing how it works isn’t it

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup I definitely didn’t message her

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