BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#6)

[Masøn M.]

A bittersweet moment, knowing we’ve lost a great man, but knowing that great man is finally in the presence of Jesus.

[DScott]

BROOKE-ING NEWS: Infinity War, just got better.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait- I- was Christian Nutrition stalking my tweets?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Never mind, there was a Bee article.

[Masøn M.]

Yeah, I saw that… You know, I’ve been TRYING to avoid spoilers, I’ve even had self control not to watch any of the trailers (besides the initial teaser), but now the big reveal has been ruined… I’m so disappointed…

[Jeff Ross]

BROOKE-ING NEWS: Jesus is alive! Happy Resurrection Day! 😀

[Masøn M.]

HAPPY EASTER!
(and ryan and matthew day)
BUT EASTER!

[Awkward Potato]

Satan: Jesus is dead muahaha I’ve won
Jesus: April Fool’s! ?

[Jeff Ross]

BROOKE-ING NEWS: HAPPY RYAN AND MATTHEW APPRECIATION STATION DAY!

[Jeff Ross]

BREAK OF DAWN AND BROOKE-ING NEWS: I have finished reading all of the “Breaking News” threads within a 24 hour period. I’ve learned so much during that span. My favorite moment was when Masøn made the pun about “Aux News”. I’ll let you read all of the threads to find out where that post is located. 😀

There’s still a dozen or so pages left before the sequel of this thread is proposed. I’m curious as to what interesting discussions will take place during that span.

[Tongle]

Pickle

[Jeff Ross]

BROOKE-ING NEWS: The Not-Forum is officially unTingled and unTongled. Enjoy the moments of poignant recent posts while you can.

[Manalive Smith]

I applaud your dedication, and thank you for your service.

[AuxCableAngie]

Breaking news: I really want to go to Ikea. It sounds like a lot of fun right now even if I can’t really buy anything

[Jeff Ross]

Don’t you have to put together the furniture you buy from Ikea? Wouldn’t that make it “Building News” or “Fixing News” rather than “Breaking News”?

[AuxCableAngie]

There is the potential for breaking while building soooooo

[Manalive Smith]

Wait, we’re breaking into a building? *grabs ski mask and cat*
Do you mind if I bring a cat along? He gets lonely.

[Jeff Ross]

No, no Manalive, we’re not breaking into a building; IKEA is simply a store in a building that has furniture that you can build and subsequently break…
Manalive?
MANALIVE!

Alarms blare and cops approach the building where Manalive and the not-so-lonely cat have managed to enter after hours; the cat escapes, but Manalive is arrested.

*sigh* I really wish that he hadn’t grabbed a ski mask that covered his ears.

*bails Manalive out of jail after hours of negotiations*

*uses ASL to convince Manalive to take off the ski mask*

Good news: I’ve convinced both Ikea and the police to not press charges against you, Manalive. You are free to go!
Bad news: the cat was caught two states over in a doughnut shop robbery. Misidentified as the legendary “Cat Burglar”, he’s facing 10-20 years in prison, even though the cat claims circumstantial evidence. You have been summoned by the defense to testify about his character. Here’s your subpoena.

[Manalive Smith]

I will frame this subpoena to honor Mr. Snuggle’s sacrifice.

[Jeff Ross]

BROOKE-ING NEWS: VeggieTales is coming back this fall, thanks to TBN (supposedly with the original animation and storytelling style, but that part wasn’t directly mentioned in the press release): http://christiannewswire.com/news/8942582449.html

[P.U.N]

This wasn’t posted April 1st was it?

[Jeff Ross]

The press release I linked to is dated April 2, and looking around the VeggieTales Wikipedia page and its sources, Phil Vischer had tweeted about this in March. I also found a TBN press release dated April 4. Unless something changes, VeggieTales is coming back.

Let’s see if I can put his tweet here:

New TV series in production with TBN. New movie in development at Universal. I’m involved in both!

— Phil Vischer (@philvischer) March 28, 2019

[P.U.N]

I did research after I saw the post XD (I was impatient), but thank you none the less

[Jeff Ross]

You’re welcome; there may be others who come across the thread and have the same questions that you did, so it’s fine that I took the time to address them.

[P.U.N]

Indeed

[PurplePandaQT]

Wait… the original Veggie Tales… is coming back?!?!

[Jeff Ross]

Well… it’ll be more like the original Veggie Tales than the Netflix series was; whether it’s as close to the original as the fans would like it to be, though, remains to be seen.

[Jeff Ross]

BROOKE-ING NEWS: Have we got a show for you (in October):

[Awkward Potato]

BREAKING NEWS: RYAN IS WORKING ON EPISODE 050 OF THE AUX CABLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Jeff Ross]

*fetches drill for Ryan to help put together the episode*

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