BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#5)

[Poulet Frit]

Ok, what’s hilarious is that I copy and pasted from wiki to him through fb messenger.
So he will read it a lot.

[Why?]

I like tea. Lots of tea. Mint and honey vanilla camomile are great. And SWEET TEA.
Earl Grey ice cream is also good.

[Dawn]

o.o earl grey ice cream?

[Brooke AC]

IT WAS SO COOL.

[Brooke AC]

(Literally ’cause ice cream)

[Poulet Frit]

SWEET TEA IS THE BEST!!!
Green tea ice cream is good too

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whoa, Earl Grey ice cream? I don’t really like tea, but I really want to try that just because.

[Masøn M.]

Being in Texas, we have some majestic sweet tea here, as I’m sure you know Kristen…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well we have some wicked good apple ciduh.

[Poulet Frit]

My home town is the birthplace of sweet tea. Has the best sweet tea I’ve ever had. A close 2nd is Texas. I practically have sweet tea running through my veins.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I find that rather improbable.

[Brooke AC]

I find it rather relatable.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I find it that rather… wait. That’s Brooke. IT’S BROOKE! IT’S A PERSON! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Goodness. I’m way too tired.

[Explosive Yeast]

Here we have…….. marijuana, Kale smoothies, marijuana kale smoothies.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s great. Pot is legal here now, too… yaaaaaaaaaay.

[Explosive Yeast]

Yuppppppppp.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#woop

[Brooke AC]

*exhasperated sigh because the world is frustrating*

[Explosive Yeast]

Agreed

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[Explosive Yeast]

Proceed

[Brooke AC]

Exceed

[Explosive Yeast]

Decreed

[Brooke AC]

Plant seed

[Explosive Yeast]

In need

[Brooke AC]

Good deed

[Explosive Yeast]

Plz feed

[Explosive Yeast]

(resists the urge to say “just peed”)

[Brooke AC]

Guaranteed

[Awkward Potato]

Top speed

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