BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#5)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Rrmhrm.

[Brooke AC]

I’ve been busy too and then don’t have much to contribute to conversation. But here I am!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wow.

[Masøn M.]

Same Brooke… Very same…

[Poulet Frit]

I think I mentioned our third kitten.
Well, she just got home

[Brooke AC]

Her name is Corn.

[Poulet Frit]

HER NAME IS SAMARA

[Brooke AC]

Corn.
And don’t forget Baldhead Elisha and Grape Rasin Tod.

[Poulet Frit]

Smh

[Brooke AC]

SMH stands for Spider-Man Homecoming.

[Manalive Smith]

That makes a lot of sense. Whenever someone says or does something that might cause me to shake my head. I think of Spider Man Homecoming instead to remind myself that there is some good and beauty in this world.

[Brooke AC]

Good way to approach life.

[Dawn]

Omigoodness Samara sounds adorable!

[Brooke AC]

She’s a cute little corn cob!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#boycottSamara
#andhernameisCORN
#doodoodoodoooooooo

[Poulet Frit]

No! Her name is Samara. Like from The Ring

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Corn.

[Poulet Frit]

Yall

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, so her full name is Corn Yall?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I approve.

[Brooke AC]

Just “Corn.” But “Corn Cob” is a good nickname.

[Dawn]

I was so confused because I thought you meant Lord of the Rings XD

Wow Samara seems creepy not going to lie

[Poulet Frit]

The Ring is a good movie. Samara in The Ring is extremely creepy.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Corn.

[Manalive Smith]

I was thinking it was because of creepy fairytale Appointment in Samarra. If there’s a creepy character in something named Samara I’m guessing it’s because of the fairytale.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Corn.

[Poulet Frit]

Samara is cooler than corn. Scary, evil child that tries to murder people. Come on! What could be better?

[Brooke AC]

Corn. (You set yourself up for this)

[Poulet Frit]

How did I set myself up for this??

[Awkward Potato]

You did ask “what could be better…”

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