BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#5)

[Awkward Potato]

Who’s Colon Dixon? ?

[Poulet Frit]

My phone hates his name and always changes it. I forgot to catch it.
But he’s this dude…with this hair…and this voice…

[Awkward Potato]

I know who he is lol. I was just making fun of your autocorrect.

[Poulet Frit]

I know

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I highly doubt Dixon has your voice, Kristen.

[Poulet Frit]

That would be horrifying

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I played with blood.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Great.

[Poulet Frit]

I haven’t run out of my little tubes of blood yet, so my half gallon is still unopened.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Great.

[Poulet Frit]

I feel bad for the car that drove past me as I walked to my neighbor’s house to scare them.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…okay.

[Poulet Frit]

I feel bad cuz I laughed while they passed me…
I…am getting too excited while planning my Halloween costume.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I never get excited while planning my Halloween costume.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh. I get super excited because I scare everyone in the neighborhood

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I never get excited because I never trick-or-treat and therefore never plan a costume.

[Jeff Ross]

To be honest, if a carrot stick showed up to my house on Halloween, costume or no costume, I wouldn’t answer the door. Tube scary for me. xD

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… remind me where you live?

[Masøn M.]

I was never super excited about a Halloween costume except for last year where I did Blurryface and it was awesome…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m not sure if I’ve ever been super excited about a costume period. They’re not really my thing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Joe Repp was mistaken for me at Blimey Con.

[Masøn M.]

ROFL… Is it in the comments of Jordan’s vid?

[Poulet Frit]

That’s beautiful!!!

(Riding a bike for 5 miles…not smart. Don’t let peer pressure make yall do stuff like exercise)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

<p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>On Sunday, someone's mom asked who I was, and when I told her she was like "Josiah the Carrot?" NO JOKE I GOT MISTAKEN FOR YOU AT BLIMCON</p>— Joe Disaster Repp (@daJoezenOne) August 20, 2017

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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

On Sunday, someone's mom asked who I was, and when I told her she was like "Josiah the Carrot?" NO JOKE I GOT MISTAKEN FOR YOU AT BLIMCON

— Joe V Repp (@daJoezenOne) August 20, 2017

[Masøn M.]

That’s amazing ??

[Awkward Potato]

Oh my goodness that’s hilarious!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So weird.

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