BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot disappears.

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: CARROT, LOOK.
https://www.checkiday.com/bc51b59819990060ee16bd5a92c13d6f/international-carrot-day

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Wait, WHAT?!?!??! WOOHOO!!!

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Every time I glance at Carrot’s new picture I see Anakin…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I’M OFF OF WORK!!! And carrots picture looks a bit like James Potter to me

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: EVERYONE GO TO JOSH TAYLOR’S TWITTER!! OLIVIA DREW BHK AND HE RETWEETED IT

[Poulet Frit]

https://mobile.twitter.com/undefined/status/849327960649760768

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: *Carrot’s. Yeah… it also looks kind of like me, which is why I use it. Nice job, Olive!

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot has elf ears

[Brooke AC]

Wow, Carrot. I thought you wanted to keep your personal information private. Now we know EXACTLY what you look like.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Not exactly. Just the hair and glasses.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I didn’t have to get up until 7…but my brain woke me up at 6, and at 715 I find out that I didn’t have to go petsit this morning like I was supposed to. I could’ve slept til 730…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I got up at like 7:40.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Oh, look, a feminist Anne of Green Gables Netflix Original. Whoopee.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Hey look, it’s Mason!

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Tis I

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: ’tis true.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Somebody in the Inner Tube comments recommended that I listen to the Aux Cable, and I was somewhat amused.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: NEW EPISOOOOOOOOOOODE!

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Ryan is $7 away from a P.O. Box… If he actually uses his money for that lol

[Manalive Smith]

What would we send him if he gets a PO box? I guess we could do actual letters for Ryan and Matthew Appeciation Day next year.

[Poulet Frit]

I have been window shopping for bowties. Like cats in outer space ones. And as for matthew, since they don’t live near each other. I’m trying to come up with a way to send stuff to him, instead of that po box (maple syrup is on the list of things to send matt)

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: We could make them memes, print them, cut them out, put each one in an individual box, and send them.

[Poulet Frit]

Yes

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Brooke once again proves that she’s smarter than the rest of us.

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: I wouldn’t have thought of that idea if it wasn’t for the rest of y’all.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Or without Autotune?

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Or without Autotune.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Mmhmm.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Who sent Ryan a backpack? I was going to suggest that he sew the strap back on…

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