BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Did I mention that my cousin has 23.7K?

[Poulet Frit]

But how long has he been on? That’s the real question.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m going to bed forreal now. I work tomorrow bright and early…yay! Fun! *cries* (I love my job, but not waking up at 630)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Since October of 2009.

[Poulet Frit]

See, you got time to top that

[Manalive Smith]

Breaking: Top that looks an awful lot like Tophat. Did I ever get a job in TOPHAT?

[Manalive Smith]

Breaking: a new study shows that physics finals are exhausting.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m wasn’t good at physics, or english, or history…so I do taxes.
I’m not sure if you have an official job yet, but I would love a personal assistant (jk)
Think on the bright side, manalive, once you finish finals you get summer break!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, what looks like TOPHAT? I’m confused. Yes, we need to give you a job, Manalive. Hmm…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I kind of want to skip Physics… don’t know if I’m going to get away with that, though.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Apparently I’ve grown a quarter of an inch in under two weeks?

[Manalive Smith]

“Top that” looks like “Tophat”. Congratulations on the quarter inch. My height has been plateauing, and disappointingly enough I’m ending up at 5’11. It’s not bad, but it means that Explosive will always be taller than me.

[Manalive Smith]

Can I be Resident Advocate for Canadian Rights?

[Poulet Frit]

I’m 5’11

[manalivesmith]

We should start a club for people who are very nearly tall.

[Poulet Frit]

Hey, I’m taller than the average height for men.

[Poulet Frit]

I can’t help that you are practically average, but I ain’t 😛

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I’m about 5’9″ish, but still growing… Just crossing my fingers and hoping I don’t stop now…

[Poulet Frit]

Guys typically don’t stop growing until age 18-21, so you probably won’t be 5’9 forever.
My sister is like 5’8ish, I think it’s funny that I’m younger but taller

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m hoping to be 6’3″… we’ll see if that actually happens or not. I suspect I’ll be 6’0″ I was going to suggest making Manalive Secretary of the Treasury, since he actually has money, but whatevs.

[Explosive Yeast]

I’m 6’2 and I’m only 15 so I’m doing pretty good.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang. It’s hard to tell height from vlogs… are your parents tall?

[Awkward Potato]

Why is everyone else so tall? I’m only 5’7″. Manalive, I’m sorry for your physics finals. I absolutely hated physics and would have probably died if I’d had to take a final.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: POTATOOOOOOOOO. You’re not short, Potato, and most of them are only barely above average, with the exception of Yeast, Kristen, and I. At least according to this. https://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height-weight-teens.shtml

[Awkward Potato]

I’m not really short, just about average. My dad is 6’3″ and my mom is 5’4″, so I guess I just ended up in between them. Do you have a tall family?

[Poulet Frit]

I have an average immediate family, but I have uncles that are 6’7″.
6’2 at 15? Sounds like Olivia’s brother.
Being tall is fun. Empowering!

[Poulet Frit]

We need a “strangely tall people” club

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My family isn’t particularly tall, though one of my brothers is 6’2″.

[Poulet Frit]

That’s cool!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You can now see why I wish to be 6’3″…

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