BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…because otherwise, I think Josh Taylor has you beat.

[I Will (Backup Brooke)]

BREAKING: CALLED OUT.
But love takes various, beautiful forms, Carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m not gonna argue about Disney love.

[I Will (Backup Brooke)]

BREAKING: Carrot keeps pulling a Kristen.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

’tis true. I have become lazy…

[I Will (Backup Brooke)]

BREAKING: NO, THAT WOULD PROBABLY END UP MUCH WORSE THAN THE GREAT MILK DEBATE OF 2017.

[I Will (Backup Brooke)]

BREAKING: CARROT, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE I WAS AWAY?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, at least I probably wouldn’t be terribly involved. Also, pardon me while I watch the new Geek Wave video.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

NO IDEA.

[Poulet Frit]

Everyone seems to be pulling Kristens, it’s almost beautiful..

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nobody ever pulls a Carrot… granted I don’t even remember what that means at this point.

[Poulet Frit]

Me neither…wasn’t it correcting people’s grammar?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably. I feel like there was more to it than that at some point.

[Poulet Frit]

There probably was.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m so tired, Carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably.

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes?

[Poulet Frit]

How was your day? What did you do?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, I sat around a lot.

[Poulet Frit]

I worked 9 hours…I hear my bed calling me, but cannot go to sleep yet.
(3 days til my baby comes home!!)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I got pretty much nothing profitable done…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I must go… I’m rather tired.

[Poulet Frit]

Bye, carrot! I’m leaving as well, as I’m watching criminal minds

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m responding to people’s Tweets and wondering if they even notice. The only people that have ever liked a Tweet or response of mine are Yeast and my cousin.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh, carrot, if I had twitter I would like everything. Just because that’s what I do on fb. All the likes

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I have now “liked” 190 Tweets.

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot has raised the bar, folks. Top that!

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