Auxcabliztan

[AuxCableAngie]

What are your hopes and dreams for our future nation of Auxcabliztan funded by Ryan Matlock? That’s patreon.com/ryanmatlock

“It’s like Scientology but worse.”
“The real Botswana is the friends we made along the way.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not having tariffs placed on steel sounds nice

[Jeff Ross]

You have big plans for imported steel, Josiah? Are you planning on establishing an out-of-country steel plant and selling steel to our citizens?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not necessarily, but we may need some imported steel in order to build some unicorn mechs.

[Manalive Smith]

Are those mechanical unicorns, or unicorns working as mechanics?

[Manalive Smith]

Upon further reflection the two are not mutually exclusive.

[AuxCableAngie]

Upon reflection…how do unicorns mechanic with hoofs?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The answer is yes.

Precision.

[Manalive Smith]

They use specialized hoof grips and possibly magic. They get all angry when I try to sit in on their union meetings.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

They’re very discriminatory against humans. They seem to like Dawn, though.

[Jeff Ross]

Wait, the unicorns are unionized?

[AuxCableAngie]

Wow Jeff get with the times

[Tongle]

Pickle

[Jeff Ross]

I find unicorns being unionized as a fascinating situation, as I find labor negotiations to be an interesting topic. Unions have different structures depending upon the laws of the country in which they operate in. For example, in the US, unions are not permitted to go on strike for political purposes, whereas in Europe, that’s a relatively common and legal tactic.

I wonder what working conditions were so unfair that the unicorns would want to unionize in the first place. Was it a group of disgruntled unicorns who started their own union, or was it an established union representative who convinced them to form a local chapter in order to leverage their skills better?

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