Assassin's Guild

[Manalive Smith]

First time reading through an HP manual, I cried so hard. Life made sense for a few shining hours.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

They’re just so inspiring and meaningful…

[Poulet Frit]

It’s life changing

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Such beauty.

[Manalive Smith]

The plot twists were astonishing!

[Poulet Frit]

THAT CLIFFHANGER!!!
the love story subplot.
That backstab!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I know! The part about paperclips really had me on the edge of my seat!

[Poulet Frit]

Don’t forget the staples

[Manalive Smith]

Guys, don’t bring up the staples. I can’t handle those emotions right now.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, that part was riveting.

[Poulet Frit]

The ink cartridge had me in tears when he was on his deathbed.
#spoileralert

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

HOW DARE YOU SPOIL IT?!?!?

[Poulet Frit]

YOU HAVEN’T READ THE LAST CHAPTER YET????

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

OF COURSE I HAVE! BUT THE CHILDREN!

[Poulet Frit]

…you mean the eraser shavings? I thought they were a bit devious and needed discipline

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well the crinkled paper was the real issue.

[Awkward Potato]

GUYS GUYS STOP SPOILING IT!! I haven’t read HP yet!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oops, my bad.

[Poulet Frit]

READ IT NOW

[Awkward Potato]

OKAY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

DOKAY

[Awkward Potato]

WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?

[Poulet Frit]

CUZ CHAPTER 15!!!!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

NO CLUE.

[Manalive Smith]

Sorry. It just means a lot to us.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It also medians a lot to us.

[Awkward Potato]

And I’m sure it modes a lot to you as well.

[Manalive Smith]

Something in that range.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It also genres a lot to us.

[Manalive Smith]

Now I’m just lost.

[Author]

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