iamwho2017(you should be able to find me in a few threads, specifically Heyo I’m Chris)
iamwho2017(Yeah. I haven’t been on the forum in months. I made this account to surprise those who do know me.)
iamwho2017(I’ll switch my regular account later. Kristen got me to come in)
iamwho2017The young man eased up his tension. No use in getting upset right now. He began to continue walking when the sounds of TOP lyrics could be heard along the wind. He didn’t know the lyrics but he could tell it was one of their songs.
“Great,” he muttered. “That means someone isn’t supposed to be in this world is nearby. I don’t have much of a choice but find them.” He did his best to ignore the song, but had to listen intently for the direction it came from.
Back at the place with the best meatloaf in 30 miles. That was unfortunate.
He pulled his hood back up over his head. Or cranium, as his lost friend would say. And he retraced his path back to the restaurant. He could hear the dumb TOP song clear now and could make out the shadows of human figures and what looked to be a llama and a fat horse.
The young man took a deep breath. “Here we go. I know who it is. This isn’t good. And its not like I can just TELL them to split up. If they remember me I don’t know how much they’ll believe me even if I could tell them. Great, I hate getting cursed. What to do…”
He sighed. There was only one choice. He pulled out the Type W Bridge Opener and began a timer. It wouldn’t stop the Time Lords but it would slow them down.
Back inside everyone was enjoying the reunion, singing TOP and eating another round of meatloaf.
“Oh my too deep please stop thinking. I liked it better when my car had sound” Peter sang. After the inner turmoil inside of finding out he was a fabrication, being along side his companions lifted his spirits. Maybe there were issues. But for now they were best ignored.
CRASH!!!
A figure broke through the window, his jacket off and snagged unto a broken shard of window. He had dark blue jeans, a dark grey shirt, and black hair. In his hands he held a glowing orb that was some kind of device. “Sorry guys,” he muttered as he tossed the object into the middle of the room. A vortex opened up, swallowing half the group and closing on them.
“I didn’t want to come back like this…” swallowed Super Chris.
iamwho2017(That was fun. So we got the llama and cow back together! But how to finish my storyline… hmmm)
iamwho2017(No. N. O. NO. But my identity will be revealed no matter what by tomorrow)
iamwho2017(Yeah, a voiced broadcast of the story would be cool)
iamwho2017(I plan on this character joining everyone in the next segment. But I thought it be funny if I miss them the first time around just because he doesn’t like meatloaf. So if someone wants to set things up or when I feel its a good spot, I’ll have him join. And his identity [and mine] revealed. Sorry if my segments seem really serious. I’m not good with thinking of random stuff like giant bunnies. Hoping to be a bit more light-hearted from here on out)
iamwho2017>>>Interlude II
“Doc!”
“Its not 6:37 AM yet. You should be in a state of somnolence…”
The hooded young man kicked his mentor/friend. “Wake up!”
“Sheesh, can’t people ever get into a state of REM anymore…” the scientist grunted, scratching the bristles of his facial hair. He never found it necessary to shave more than once a week because it would take time away from his work. “What is it?”
“We got to get out of here. We got something BIG coming our way. ”
The scientist, half asleep, noticed the vibration from the ground and quickly snapped awake. They scurried and gathered up their camp. They couldn’t see whatever it was, but the shaking of the ground was becoming stronger and the sound of movement was becoming clearly audible.
THUMP THUMP
Both comrades froze. Not far in the distance they could make out several legs moving in a sickly pattern. A single glowing eye twitched back and forth looking for prey. Then the eye stopped. And turned.
The two were in Gohma’s spiderous sight.
“RUN” the scientist screamed as he turned towards Hyrule Castle.
“What about the cliff!?!”
“Use that gadget, remember!?!”
Rats, the young man thought. He couldn’t decide what he was more afraid of: the fall to his death or getting eaten by Gohma.
When they neared the cliff of the Great Plateau, he pulled a string on his back as glider wings shot out the sides. He could see the legs of the spider wrapping around in front of him. “Okay Doc, this better work! Grab on!”
They both jumped and could feel the hair of Gohma’s legs as they brushed against them and began to descend from the plateau. Straight down.
“Doc! Its not working!!!”
“Did you– (says a a bunch of complicated things not understandable by those with an IQ less than 300)?”
“So that’s what you were telling me to do yesterday? Really?”
“I wasn’t the one using the last battery pack on a video game! And besides–” the scientist reaches out for another strap of the hooded’s backpack and pulled. “I think of everything”
POOF. A parachute came out and halted the free fall. “Yes, Doc, you do think of ever…”
He realized his glider rig was suddenly much lighter. He groped for his friend’s hand at his shoulder. “Doc, doc, doc,” he clambered, his eyes wide in fear. He looked down to see his comrade still falling, his grip lost upon deploying the parachute.
“DOC!”
The scientist pulled out a spherical device and activated it. A wormhole opened beneath him.
“Remember: its dangerous to go alone. TAKE THIS!” And as the wormhole began to engulf the falling scientist he threw the spherical device away. “Stop Kristen from recreating the Apocalypse!”
The vortex snapped closed and the scientist was no longer in world. The remaining figure landed and ran to the scene. Picking up the device, he tried to hold back tears. Not that he could cry anyway. But he felt like he could. He began to trek across Hyrule Field in the midnight moonlight.
He was now alone in Hyrule. His friend in some random universe without a Type W Bridge Opener. And an empty stomach. He passed the place with the best meatloaf in 30 miles. No meatloaf he figured could be good even if it was the best.
“I got to find Kristen and eliminate her before the Time Lords get back together. If they all assemble, it will be too easy for her…”
He tightened his glove straps and shuttered at the atrocities could unfold. “Kristen, wherever you are in this world, I will find you.” He pulled back the hood of his jacket. The breeze rustled against his face and hair. “I will prove to you…” His fist tightened.
“I am not your lover.”
iamwho2017(I’ll add more around midnight probably.)
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iamwho2017(Please do not click on my profile. It will ruin my fun)
iamwho2017>>>INTERLUDE
A hooded figure stood looking on Hyrule from the Great Plateau. The wind was a bit harsh this high from sea level.
He zipped his jacket.
Stretching, he turned to his comrade. “The view ain’t so bad from here. But there is no way no how you’re going to make me jump from this high up, Doc. You could have bridged us closer to the ground.”
His friend shook his head and rolled his eyes. “If you want to find errors in the calculations of being able to travel within the W dimension, you can.”
The hooded figure sighed. “You got me there,” he said annoyed.
In the far distance he could make out Hyrule Castle. Its spires stood out against the backdrop twilight and against the setting sun. If he and Doc headed there they probably could get some clues to where Kristen’s whereabouts. But first they had to get off the stupid plateau.
“Ugh. Why am I so compelled to this,” he mumbled to himself. “Like its my fault anyway.”
But yet the reasons why the Time Lords were scattered was him. But since that time, he has been traveling across dimensions to correct things. The scientist that accompanied him had spent quite a considerable effort in creating his own dimensional gate. With it, they have been traveling to different worlds. But the worse was the one with unicorn riding ninjas. That was… too weird. But it had to be done. What other place had unicorn hair weaved by ninjas blessed with holy water? Certainly not Terra. But he couldn’t forget the image of stepping in rainbow–
“I think I got it,” said the scientist. “We probably should wait for dawn to test it.”
“You mean use it and hope we don’t die?”
“Pretty much.”
“Alright,” heaved the hooded figure. He sat down by the campfire and pulled out his Nintendo Switch. But one last question lingered on his mind.
He couldn’t figure out how a simple ;P could cause so much trouble.
