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  • #855

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    BREAKING: HUMPTY DUMPTY FALLS OFF WALL, INSTANTLY BECOMING BAD EGGXAMPLE AND LEAVING MILLIONS SHELL-SHOCKED. WE’RE NOT EVEN YOLKING!

    #858

    Poulet Frit

    It sounds like he wasn’t such an eggcellent guy. He sounds like a shell-fish kind of person. Maybe one day he just cracked under the pressure of society.

    #860

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    He probably listened to “Fried Egg” by Rebegga Black a few too many times, and his brain got scrambled. Omletting you make a pun now.

    #861

    Poulet Frit

    I’m yolk-less (joke less?)

    #877

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Are you ACTUALLY joke-less, or are you just too chicken to combat the puntastic powers of El Carrot Stick…

    #879

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    If people are being chickens, I would call that fowl play.

    #892

    Poulet Frit

    Well…you know what my nickname on here means right?

    #894

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Yup. You probably picked when your brain was fried.

    #895

    Poulet Frit

    Actually, it was my raw talent that lead me to chose that name.

    #896

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Do you use it everywhere on social meatia?

    #898

    Poulet Frit

    No, only hare.

    #900

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    That’s a bunny way of putting it.

    #901

    Poulet Frit

    Hay now!

    #902

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    You seem to be grasping at straws.

    #903

    Poulet Frit

    Farm, you might be right.

    #904

    Poulet Frit

    Neigh, I’m just getting started

    #905

    Poulet Frit

    I have all the necessary koalafications, but that’s completely irrelephant.

    #906

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Maybe, but you seem to just be horsing around. You need to make some pig, long puns. That’s cow you pun successfully.

    #907

    Poulet Frit

    You think you’re emusing, but really, these puns are getting inbearable.

    #908

    Poulet Frit

    I know you’re a mice person, but this is getting otter hand

    #909

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Well some of your’s are a bit of ostretch, too.

    #910

    Poulet Frit

    True, but tbh, I could gopher some sweet tea right now…and dumplin’s.

    #911

    Poulet Frit

    I’m just as pungry.

    #912

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I food like something to eat as well.

    #913

    Poulet Frit

    Don’t be cheesy, now.

    #914

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I act like a Muenster when I’m hungry, but I’m very Goudat eating.

    #915

    Poulet Frit

    You cheddar not make me blue!

    #917

    Brooke AC

    I can’t brie-lieve I missed so many grate opportunities for these puns!

    #919

    Poulet Frit

    Yall keep naming cheese I’m allergic to, how dare you. You butter not keep it up (jk) 😉 I hope yall ain’t sour, cuz I’m gonna cream you.

    #920

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    We’re gonna milk this for all it’s worth. I’m glad there’s more than one of us making puns, otherwise it would be Provalonely. I will propose a lactoast to anybody than can outpun me (excluding Ryan, not that he’s even gonna comment on the forum). I Swiss someone Curd find out a Feta figure out when the new episode is coming out. I like carrots. I would happily sit in a Cottage and Edam all up.

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