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Unsure how to confess your love for someone? Try this:

1. Acquire several dozen limes.

2. Go up to the person you like, and drop all the limes.

3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumiser you look the better.

4. Keep doing this until you have their attention. (This could take up to 30 minutes)

5. Gather up all the limes. Try to look sheepish.

6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “I’m sorry, I’m bad at pickup limes”

7. Marry them.

(Credit to whoever organ ally wrote it. Wasn’t me)

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