Oh well, smitty. We know your name is sam. That’s not the worse name ever.
Storytime. So there is this girl. (I heard this story from someone else), her name is “L-ea” everyone in her kindergarten class pronounces her name like “leia”. Her mom got super angry and cussed out all the teachers because her daughters name is “ladashea”…the mom said, “the dash isn’t silent”