Since we’re waiting on TØP to release new music today, I made another TØP parody. It’s an attempt to tell the hypothetical story of Ryan just wanting to get through his wedding day so that he can get to sleep, but he can’t because people are still at his reception eating cake and making puns. I know we’ve already done a parody for “Guns for Hands”, but it was a Star Wars parody, so I figured it would be okay if I re-used the song for this parody.
Puns for Hands
I know what you think of your weapon (wea-pun)
When the sun shines at the dawn
And shows what you have done
I know where your mind has gone
And you’re caring ‘bout my marriage
How I will never be wed again
I know, I know oh ow, what that means, I know oh oh oh ow
That you all have puns
And you never see the cake’s piece gone
And you all have hands,
To take it, to take it, don’t take it, take it, take it
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
But I can’t, but I can’t when you all have
Puns for hands yeah
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
But I can’t, but I can’t when you all have
Puns for hands yeah
Let’s take this a second at a time
Let’s make this hand short, a thin line
Together, let’s eat
Together, to the beat
But there’s hope out the window
‘Cause that’s where wind blows
Let’s go outside and all lift hands
But until then you’ll never understand
That you all have puns
And you never see the cake’s piece gone
And you all have hands,
To take it, to take it, don’t take it, take it, take it
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
But I can’t, but I can’t when you all have
Puns for hands yeah
You’ve turned your hands to puns, trade in your thumbs for acquisition
I must forewarn you, of my disorder, or my condition
‘Cause when the sun sets, it upsets what’s left of my invested interest
Interested in wanting to linger, rest instead
The solution is, I see a whole room of these hungry kids
Food at each wrist, I simply tell them they should chew on this
Quickly index the rest of this pun-fused music, it’s
Obviously best for them to get their puns from A-list
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
But I can’t, but I can’t when you all have
Puns for hands
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
I’m trying, I’m trying to sleep
But I can’t, but I can’t when you all have
Puns for hands
