Here is my first draft on a commercial for the fancast. It’s based upon Episode 039, the 17:03-20:41 mark. I would like input on what improvements to make to it. I already recorded sample audio for the main character “Kevin”, so getting an imitation station voice isn’t going to be a problem, even if I have to re-record it. Let me know what you think.
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*chews*
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